Hat

by Wicked Lizard

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about

The second album, and the first lo-fi, for Wicked Lizard. Most of the album is drum and vocal only, featuring the band's songs in a form not seen on the debut.

credits

released May 22, 2010

April - drums, vocals, guitar, piano, "bass"
Noah - vocals, drums

Produced by April

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Wicked Lizard Eugene, Oregon

Founded in autumn 2009, Wicked Lizard rocked the nation with their self-titled first album and its follow-up, Hat. After failed attempts at a third album, the band silently broke up in 2010, leaving behind only a new EP and a compilation of their unreleased work. However, the band is reuniting at last and perhaps even releasing something new. ... more

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Track Name: The
1... 2... a 1 2 3 4

THE!
Track Name: Walking Down the Street
Out on the street, who you gonna meet?
Big Bird!
Out on the street, who you gonna meet?
Elmo!
Out on the street, who you gonna meet?
Screw-It Man!
Screw this, I have a better idea

Out on the street, who you gonna meet?
Big Bird!
Out on the street, who you gonna meet?
Elmo!
Out on the street, who you gonna meet?
Screw-It Man!

We forgot the monkey!
Hahahaha!

I'm a king with a scepter
an' my name is Arkasaw
name is Arkasaw

We forgot the monkey!
Hahahaha!

I'm a king with a scepter
an' my name is Arkasaw
name is Arkasaw

If you want it here it is, come and get it.
Track Name: Pierre
One day, there was a man
His name was Pierre
He accidentally fell out of a window
and landed on his head

He had seven broken ribs
and ten black eyes
When he went to the hospital
He almost died

'Cause he got ran over by a lawnmower
Know it's his destiny
I'll run over you and you run over me
Pierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!
Track Name: Y2K
Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh...

Your date was all wrong
Your prophets are frauds
Computers didn't fail in 2000

But what about that
does make you believe
that there is no other time?

Y2K is a myth
but just if
2012 wasn't the end of the world

You would just see
how right I would be
in the year 2048

The power of two
which computers use
would be the doom of them all

Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ah.
Track Name: Salt Song
Salt!
Give me some salt!
Where do you keep your salt?!
Salt! Salt! Saltsaltsaltsalt!
Oh my gosh, where do you keep your salt?!
Gimme salt! Gimmetoyoumetome salt!
Salt! Salt! Saltsaltsalt!
Where do you keep your salt?!
Ah, saltsaltsalt!
Want salt!
Oh, where do you keep your salt?!
Oh..... I get some salt! I get some salt!
Where do you keep your salt?!
Where do you keep your salt?! Salt?!
Where is your salt?!
Salt! Saltasaltasaltasaltasalt! Salt!
Oh, I need my salt!
I need some, I need some, yeah!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Gimme some salt.
Track Name: Custodian, the Ski-Man
One day, there was a man
His name was Custodian
Guess what he grew up to be
Yeah, what's his job?

Yeah, guess, guess, guess
Yeah, guess all you people out there
who are listening to this song
You should all guess
Yeah, guess
It's related to his name
It should be easy!
Guess, guess, guess, guess

Okay, he was a
Ski-man, ski-man
He thought he was a ski-man, ski-man
You guys were all right, probably
Ski-man, ski-man
You guys were all right!

You guys were all right
All right, all right
You guys were all right
At least one of you were right

Yeah right, right, yeah
'Cause he was a ski-man, ski-man
Custodian the ski-man, ski-man

Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man
Ski-man, ski-man

Ski-man!
He was a ski-man
Custodian the ski-man was his name
Track Name: Clipits
(you know, who cares anyway. if you want the lyrics, transcribe 'em yourself)
Track Name: Spinning the Record
Pop music at one third
of thirty-three and a third

Rice Krispy pop anthem of the year
finding its way in our minds
I guess I don't even remember what it is
I guess I know that it's not

No marketing scheme has been better than this
replacing Billboard's epic charts
Some people don't agree with its posts
but I agree with it (it)

But spinning the record
Consists of spinning the record
But when you're spinning the record
You can't be spinning the record

Playing records at one-third speed
makes everyone mess up
'cause turntables can't play at that speed
it'll be screwed up... up... up...
Track Name: Kitty Cat Man (new version)
There was a kitty cat man
He lived in a kitty cat land
He lived in a kitty cat land
He liked the cat land like nobody can

Kitty cat man
He lived in a kitty cat land
He lived in a kitty cat land
He liked the cat land like nobody can

Yeah, he lived in the kitty cat land
He lived in a kitty cat land
He liked the cat land like nobody can

There was a kitty cat man
He lived in a kitty cat land
He lived in a kitty cat land
He liked the cat land like nobody can

Kitty cat man
Kitty cat man
Kitty cat man
Kitty cat man
Kitty cat man
He liked the cat land like nobody can
Track Name: Then He Got Eaten by a Whale
One day, there was Lane
He was swimming in a sewer drain
Then he got eaten by a whale

One day, there was Shoshana
She was swimming in the Bahamas
Then she got eaten by a whale

One day, there was a barracuda
It was swimming in Lake Pua
Then he got eaten by a whale

One day, there was Alex
He was swimming in someplace that I can't name
Then he got eaten by a whale

One day there was a whale
Then he got eaten by a snail
Yeah

One day, there was a snail
It was chasing after its tail
Then it got eaten by a whale

One day, there was Soren
He was swimming in a door hinge
Then he got eaten by a whale

One day, there was Pikachu
He was swimming with Pikablu
Then he got eaten by a whale

One day, there was Exodia
Swimming near the Portal of Darkness
Then he got eaten by a whale

One day, there was Green Day
Swimming in some place
Then they got eaten by a whale

One day, there was a man
His name was Person Man
Then he got eaten by a whale

One day, there was a man
Their name was Awesomeplace
Then he got eaten by a whale

One day, there was a razor blade
It was lying in a shed
Then it got eaten by a whale

One day, there was Sir Aaron
He was riding his horse some place
Then he got eaten by a whale

One day, there was a me
I was swimming in a pond
Then I got eaten by a whale

Then there was the whale
It was chasing after its tail
Then it got eaten by a bigger snail

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Then he got eaten by a whale
Track Name: Puding Theme
Puding...
Track Name: African Tortoise Snail
1 2 3 4
African tortoise snails
Are the kind of snail you'd like to meet
African tortoise snails
Don't have feet

African tortoise snails
Are so fun
African tortoise snails
Don't like the sun

African tortoise snails
Are so small
African tortoise snails
Sell for fifty bucks at a mall

African tortoise snail, yeah
African tortoise snails
African tortoise snails
African tortoise snails
African tortoise snails
African tortoise snails
African tortoise snails
Ahahaha
Track Name: Tentacle Man
I am so cool
I am so awesome
But most of all:
I'm tentacle man
Tentacle man, yeah
T-man is me, yeah
T-man is me, yeah
Me is the T, yeah
T is me, yeah
I'm so awesome, man
I'm so cool, T-man
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
T-man!
Track Name: Pop Click Scratch
Grinning pumpkin, porcelain teeth
Cartoonish towers, skulls for bells
New gremlins employing old powers
The man observes and applies new spells

While Mr. and Mr. have a debate
at the top of a molten spire
Fortunately, a lost man finds
the tip-top tightrope wire

Time to give in to the visions
that haunt me every time I close my eyes
Especially when it's dark outside
My brain goes uncomparably wild

Flaming hope, heart in hand
Controlling fist, big demand
Between the eyes I see the lies
Lies of bugs in tombs
What you see may be your doom

Pop click scratch
Walk the pockmarked path
Go up down
All around not kidding
View the light
Of the beaten kite
One two four
Ready to accept... much more

Pop click scratch
Walk the pockmarked path
Go up down
All around not kidding
View the light
Of the beaten kite
One two four
Ready to accept... much more

Pop click scratch
Walk the pockmarked path
Go up down
All around not kidding
View the light
Of the beaten kite
One two four
Ready to accept... much more

Pop click scratch
Walk the pockmarked path
Go up down
All around not kidding
View the light
Of the beaten kite
One two four
Ready to accept... much more
Track Name: Quafear
(instrumental)