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Hat

by Wicked Lizard

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1.
The 00:05
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1... 2... a 1 2 3 4 THE!
2.
Walking Down the Street 03:24
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Out on the street, who you gonna meet? Big Bird! Out on the street, who you gonna meet? Elmo! Out on the street, who you gonna meet? Screw-It Man! Screw this, I have a better idea Out on the street, who you gonna meet? Big Bird! Out on the street, who you gonna meet? Elmo! Out on the street, who you gonna meet? Screw-It Man! We forgot the monkey! Hahahaha! I'm a king with a scepter an' my name is Arkasaw name is Arkasaw We forgot the monkey! Hahahaha! I'm a king with a scepter an' my name is Arkasaw name is Arkasaw If you want it here it is, come and get it.
3.
Pierre 01:22
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One day, there was a man His name was Pierre He accidentally fell out of a window and landed on his head He had seven broken ribs and ten black eyes When he went to the hospital He almost died 'Cause he got ran over by a lawnmower Know it's his destiny I'll run over you and you run over me Pierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!
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Y2K 01:14
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Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Your date was all wrong Your prophets are frauds Computers didn't fail in 2000 But what about that does make you believe that there is no other time? Y2K is a myth but just if 2012 wasn't the end of the world You would just see how right I would be in the year 2048 The power of two which computers use would be the doom of them all Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ah.
5.
Salt Song 01:01
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Salt! Give me some salt! Where do you keep your salt?! Salt! Salt! Saltsaltsaltsalt! Oh my gosh, where do you keep your salt?! Gimme salt! Gimmetoyoumetome salt! Salt! Salt! Saltsaltsalt! Where do you keep your salt?! Ah, saltsaltsalt! Want salt! Oh, where do you keep your salt?! Oh..... I get some salt! I get some salt! Where do you keep your salt?! Where do you keep your salt?! Salt?! Where is your salt?! Salt! Saltasaltasaltasaltasalt! Salt! Oh, I need my salt! I need some, I need some, yeah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Gimme some salt.
6.
Custodian, the Ski-Man 02:41
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One day, there was a man His name was Custodian Guess what he grew up to be Yeah, what's his job? Yeah, guess, guess, guess Yeah, guess all you people out there who are listening to this song You should all guess Yeah, guess It's related to his name It should be easy! Guess, guess, guess, guess Okay, he was a Ski-man, ski-man He thought he was a ski-man, ski-man You guys were all right, probably Ski-man, ski-man You guys were all right! You guys were all right All right, all right You guys were all right At least one of you were right Yeah right, right, yeah 'Cause he was a ski-man, ski-man Custodian the ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man, ski-man Ski-man! He was a ski-man Custodian the ski-man was his name
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Clipits 01:28
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(you know, who cares anyway. if you want the lyrics, transcribe 'em yourself)
8.
Spinning the Record 01:48
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Pop music at one third of thirty-three and a third Rice Krispy pop anthem of the year finding its way in our minds I guess I don't even remember what it is I guess I know that it's not No marketing scheme has been better than this replacing Billboard's epic charts Some people don't agree with its posts but I agree with it (it) But spinning the record Consists of spinning the record But when you're spinning the record You can't be spinning the record Playing records at one-third speed makes everyone mess up 'cause turntables can't play at that speed it'll be screwed up... up... up...
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Kitty Cat Man (new version) 01:37
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There was a kitty cat man He lived in a kitty cat land He lived in a kitty cat land He liked the cat land like nobody can Kitty cat man He lived in a kitty cat land He lived in a kitty cat land He liked the cat land like nobody can Yeah, he lived in the kitty cat land He lived in a kitty cat land He liked the cat land like nobody can There was a kitty cat man He lived in a kitty cat land He lived in a kitty cat land He liked the cat land like nobody can Kitty cat man Kitty cat man Kitty cat man Kitty cat man Kitty cat man He liked the cat land like nobody can
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Then He Got Eaten by a Whale 03:16
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One day, there was Lane He was swimming in a sewer drain Then he got eaten by a whale One day, there was Shoshana She was swimming in the Bahamas Then she got eaten by a whale One day, there was a barracuda It was swimming in Lake Pua Then he got eaten by a whale One day, there was Alex He was swimming in someplace that I can't name Then he got eaten by a whale One day there was a whale Then he got eaten by a snail Yeah One day, there was a snail It was chasing after its tail Then it got eaten by a whale One day, there was Soren He was swimming in a door hinge Then he got eaten by a whale One day, there was Pikachu He was swimming with Pikablu Then he got eaten by a whale One day, there was Exodia Swimming near the Portal of Darkness Then he got eaten by a whale One day, there was Green Day Swimming in some place Then they got eaten by a whale One day, there was a man His name was Person Man Then he got eaten by a whale One day, there was a man Their name was Awesomeplace Then he got eaten by a whale One day, there was a razor blade It was lying in a shed Then it got eaten by a whale One day, there was Sir Aaron He was riding his horse some place Then he got eaten by a whale One day, there was a me I was swimming in a pond Then I got eaten by a whale Then there was the whale It was chasing after its tail Then it got eaten by a bigger snail Yeah Yeah Yeah Then he got eaten by a whale
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Puding Theme 02:02
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Puding...
12.
African Tortoise Snail 01:11
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1 2 3 4 African tortoise snails Are the kind of snail you'd like to meet African tortoise snails Don't have feet African tortoise snails Are so fun African tortoise snails Don't like the sun African tortoise snails Are so small African tortoise snails Sell for fifty bucks at a mall African tortoise snail, yeah African tortoise snails African tortoise snails African tortoise snails African tortoise snails African tortoise snails African tortoise snails Ahahaha
13.
Tentacle Man 01:51
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I am so cool I am so awesome But most of all: I'm tentacle man Tentacle man, yeah T-man is me, yeah T-man is me, yeah Me is the T, yeah T is me, yeah I'm so awesome, man I'm so cool, T-man Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! T-man!
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Pop Click Scratch 02:12
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Grinning pumpkin, porcelain teeth Cartoonish towers, skulls for bells New gremlins employing old powers The man observes and applies new spells While Mr. and Mr. have a debate at the top of a molten spire Fortunately, a lost man finds the tip-top tightrope wire Time to give in to the visions that haunt me every time I close my eyes Especially when it's dark outside My brain goes uncomparably wild Flaming hope, heart in hand Controlling fist, big demand Between the eyes I see the lies Lies of bugs in tombs What you see may be your doom Pop click scratch Walk the pockmarked path Go up down All around not kidding View the light Of the beaten kite One two four Ready to accept... much more Pop click scratch Walk the pockmarked path Go up down All around not kidding View the light Of the beaten kite One two four Ready to accept... much more Pop click scratch Walk the pockmarked path Go up down All around not kidding View the light Of the beaten kite One two four Ready to accept... much more Pop click scratch Walk the pockmarked path Go up down All around not kidding View the light Of the beaten kite One two four Ready to accept... much more
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Quafear 01:02
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(instrumental)

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The second album, and the first lo-fi, for Wicked Lizard. Most of the album is drum and vocal only, featuring the band's songs in a form not seen on the debut.

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released May 22, 2010

April - drums, vocals, guitar, piano, "bass"
Noah - vocals, drums

Produced by April

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Wicked Lizard Eugene, Oregon

Founded in autumn 2009, Wicked Lizard rocked the nation with their self-titled first album and its follow-up, Hat. After failed attempts at a third album, the band silently broke up in 2010, leaving behind only a new EP and a compilation of their unreleased work. However, the band is reuniting at last and perhaps even releasing something new. ... more

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